I was having an IM conversation with a very close friend of mine about the latest whiny metrosexual she had the displeasure of dining with…apparently said douchebag got all butthurt because she told him they were NOT a match and she didn’t think they would go anywhere; so he has taken it upon himself to start calling her a “fakey user” (gee… I wonder if his penis is as big as the words he chooses…):
Here’s a snipet from our conversation because it contains the
Her: When a person says, “hey you want fancy dinner?’ the correct answer is YES
Me: exactly
Her: he kept offering me things – I kept agreeing – i fail to see how I’m the fake user.
Her: he never said I had to fuck him, pay, or fail in love with him.
Me: ha!
Me: fail in love
Her: WELL HELLO???
Me: BEST TYPO EVER
Her: um.
Her: Oh.
Her: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Her: that really is the best typo ever
Me: YOU OFFICIALLY GET THE TYPO OF THE YEAR AWARD
Her: no shit huh?
you calling me socially challenged huh?