Okay, I admit it…I stole this from a friend (or two)…but how better to spend a Monday morning of unemployment then reveal a few things you may (or may not) have known about ME
TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
1. SERIOUSLY?
2. Um…fuck off. kthnxbai
3. Stupid is as stupid does and you’ve taken stupid to a whole new level.
4. Get over it (and yourself)!
5. Jesus loves you…wait, no he doesn’t. He thinks you’re an asshole just like everyone else.
6. Medication. You need it.
7. You’re fucking kidding me, right?
8. Is it REALLY necessary to be playing Christmas music in November?
9. Take this job and shove it!
10. I miss you.
Nine things about yourself:
1. My wrists are double jointed and yet I still have carpal tunnel. umm…
2. I love candles
3. I may come across as a bitch sometimes but deep down inside I’m just a big teddy bear.
4. I am fiercely protective and loyal to my friends. FIERCELY.
5. I hurt deeply but am quick to forgive. Life is too short to walk around angry and upset.
6. I have compromised my true self in order to keep a roof over my head. That stops NOW
7. I haven’t had sex in over a year (YIKES). But don’t require sex unless I am in a truly committed relationship.
8. I’ve hung out with, dated, etc. a few famous people – and I still have some on speed dial. In the end, they are just – PEOPLE. They have the same issues, same wants, needs, desires, etc. the only difference is their entire lives are thrown out for the world to see and critique. I haven’t been star struck since I was 16 because of it.
9. I want to be a psychologist or in a field where I am actually doing good for others and not just pushing pencils and keys.
Eight Ways to win your heart:
1. Remember me. A 5 second phone call or text message just to say you were thinking of me goes a LONG way.
2. Make me smile.
3. Hold my hand. Just because.
4. Hold an intelligent conversation.
5. Share your world.
6. Make me think.
7. DON’T try to impress me with money. It won’t work
8. Walk with me
Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1. WTF?
2. Is there any end to this madness?
3. Mmmm…. Taco Bell Must stay on the diet.
4. Don’t make me slap the taste out yo mouf!
5. MOTHERFUCKER!
6. I could have gone without seeing THAT
7. Aum
Six things you do before you fall asleep:
1. Meditate
2. Moisturize.
3. Brush my teeth
4. Blow out the candles
5. Hug my son
6. Lock the door
Five people you couldn’t live without:
1. My son
2. My mom
3. Antoine
4. Aaron
5. My friends
Four things you’re wearing right now:
1. Sweats
2. tank top
3. pony tail
4. A smile
Three songs that fit your life perfectly:
1. Stronger – Kanye West
2. Bitch – Meredith Brooks
3. Video – India Arie
Two things you want to do before you die:
1. Machu Pichu
2. Cape Town
One confession:
I’m afraid of failing…
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This is a great meme! Thanks for sharing a few more pieces of you!
XOXO
Isn’t it ALWAYS a Jen thing
Great post! I often have many of those ten comments cross my mind on a daily basis— must be a Jen thing;)
Now that’s a great meme! Thanks for such great sharing and honestly!
It’s a pleasure to know you – and I look forward to seeing you happy!
Nice, Jen. Thanks for sharing.
I love learning more about you. “Remember me. A 5 second phone call or text message just to say you were thinking of me goes a LONG way.” Amen to that, it sure does. I’m glad we have become friends on Plurk.
Great Post.
Insight to be had.
Thank you for sharing.